Avoid POTTY TRAINING

“Potty train him” they said! They told me of all the wonderful things I would enjoy like saving money on diapers, no more smashed sticky poops on my child’s bum, and my son becoming a more independent little boy. They forgot to mention that in saving some money I would lose my dignity every time this kid decided to just Sh%t in his underwear. They didn’t mention the magical skid marks that appear without him ever actually pooping, and how I would probably be wiping his behind until college. Thanks! -_-

Despite it all, I love him, and will probably wipe his butt until he needs me too 🙂

jacob

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